For the youngsters out there, this was the title of a famous comedy film from the 60s/70s. Obviously I don’t remember it either!! Anyway, the Foundation t-shirt has been on its travels again, this time it’s been to the South of France. The t-shirt seriously enjoyed its time at Monaco’s Historic Grand Prix over May Bank Holiday weekend – in fact, I don’t think it wanted to come back to cold, cloudy old Gran Bretagne. Who could blame it? Mixing as it did with the fashionably well-heeled, the sheer quality and style of the t-shirt meant it felt quite at home with the luxe labels and limited editions. I, on the other hand, felt a little uncomfortable. For starters, the fashion at the moment would appear to be for the over enlarged trout- pout. This currently only seems to be affecting the ladies – but give it time; but generally the flatness of their posteriors  suggests that they’re probably shifting fat from butt to lips – it’s not an attractive look, infact it’s rather comical, especially when you watch them eat or drink! The second crime is the classic Med look for the male silver fox – without exception they ALL wear custard coloured chinos, light blue shirt and navy jumper loosely tied round the shoulders, regardless of age. Sooooo boring! Finally my last observation is to do with dogs, more precisely their poo. Nice’s dog-loving population has a serious objection to picking up their dog’s do’s –  it’s quite literally merde, and plays havoc with the hem of your maxidress!

Subject: General by Liz